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var how_many_ads = 10;
var now = new Date()
var sec = now.getSeconds()
var ad = sec % how_many_ads;
ad +=1;
if (ad==1) {
txt="Think you can keep your head down that long?";
term="I think I'm going to drown myself in the lake.";
}
if (ad==2) {
txt="Try heaven you've already moved most of the earth.";
term="I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.";
}
if (ad==3) {
txt="Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now.";
term="Do you think my game is improving?";
}
if (ad==4) {
txt="Eventually.";
term="Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?";
}
if (ad==5) {
txt="I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence.";
term="You've got to be the worst caddy in the world.";
}
if (ad==6) {
txt="It's not a watch - it's a compass.";
term="Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction.";
}
if (ad==7) {
txt="Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf.";
term="How do you like my game?";
}
if (ad==8) {
txt="The way you play, sir, it is a sin on any day.";
term="Do you think it is a sin to play on Sunday?";
}
if (ad==9) {
txt="This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago.";
term="This is the worst course I have ever played on.";
}
if (ad==10) {
txt="It's been a long time since we teed off, sir.";
term="That can't be my ball, it's too old.";
}
document.write('<p style="text-align: justify;"><strong>Golfer:</strong>&nbsp;'+term+'<br />');
document.write( '<strong>Caddie:</strong>&nbsp;'+txt+'</p>');
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